Sharp PC-G850VS Rhinoceros

[Dave Britten]

Ah, I think the translator was getting confused by the apostrophes. Normally those "dakuten" marks that look like quotes are part of the character, so it would be written as バンゴウヲエランデクダサイ (or 番号を選んで下さい on a machine with a more extensive character set), which means "please select a number". But it saw that dangling サイ at the end separated by the apostrophe, and went right to rhinoceros.