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[KeithB]

"(Hmm. Should I mention I've also done APL?) "
We did APL, too!
From "The Devil's DP Dictionary":
APL:
A language, devised by K. Iverson, so compacted that the source code can be freely disseminated without revealing the programmers intention or jeopardizing proprietary rights.

There are three things a man must do
before his life is done;
Write two lines in APL,
and make the buggers run.