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Celebrity- Based Calculator Poll
12-20-2014, 11:10 PM (This post was last modified: 12-20-2014 11:24 PM by John Galt.)
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RE: Celebrity- Based Calculator Poll
The Hillary Clinton Calc: subtract two operands = "what difference does it make"
The Lois Lerner Calc: the operands were lost
The Jonathan Gruber Calc: the operands were stupid
The John Roberts Calc: reinterprets the operands
The Obama Calc: if you like your operands, you can keep your operands
The Elizabeth Warren Calc: you didn't enter the operands, somebody else did that
The Ronald Reagan Calc: can't remember the operands
The Google Calc: can't forget the operands
The Shakira Calc: can't remember to forget the operands
The Federal Reserve Calc: all units expressed in trillions. Optional display outriggers plug in to each side for full precision.
The Congressional Budget Office Calc: only uses imaginary numbers
The Alan Greenspan Calc: only uses irrational numbers (with exuberance!)
The Jony Ive Calc: Elegant. Beautiful. Magical. Unbelievably, almost impossibly thin. Unique patented calligraphic numerical display. Don't drop it.
The Samsung Calc: ibid.
The Sherlock Holmes Calc: displays the answer before you enter the equation
The O.J. Simpson Calc: its case is too small
The Lang Lanc Calc: has 88 keys
The Rush Limbaugh Calc: all answers are right (99.7% of the time)
The Bill Maher Calc: all answers are left
The Paul Krugman Calc: all answers are wrong
The Heisenberg Calc: all answers are uncertain
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