Celebrity Based Calculator Poll

12202014, 11:10 PM
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RE: Celebrity Based Calculator Poll
The Hillary Clinton Calc: subtract two operands = "what difference does it make"
The Lois Lerner Calc: the operands were lost The Jonathan Gruber Calc: the operands were stupid The John Roberts Calc: reinterprets the operands The Obama Calc: if you like your operands, you can keep your operands The Elizabeth Warren Calc: you didn't enter the operands, somebody else did that The Ronald Reagan Calc: can't remember the operands The Google Calc: can't forget the operands The Shakira Calc: can't remember to forget the operands The Federal Reserve Calc: all units expressed in trillions. Optional display outriggers plug in to each side for full precision. The Congressional Budget Office Calc: only uses imaginary numbers The Alan Greenspan Calc: only uses irrational numbers (with exuberance!) The Jony Ive Calc: Elegant. Beautiful. Magical. Unbelievably, almost impossibly thin. Unique patented calligraphic numerical display. Don't drop it. The Samsung Calc: ibid. The Sherlock Holmes Calc: displays the answer before you enter the equation The O.J. Simpson Calc: its case is too small The Lang Lanc Calc: has 88 keys The Rush Limbaugh Calc: all answers are right (99.7% of the time) The Bill Maher Calc: all answers are left The Paul Krugman Calc: all answers are wrong The Heisenberg Calc: all answers are uncertain 

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Celebrity Based Calculator Poll  John W Kercheval  12202014, 03:53 PM
RE: Celebrity Based Calculator Poll  Maximilian Hohmann  12202014, 06:18 PM
RE: Celebrity Based Calculator Poll  John Galt  12202014, 10:13 PM
RE: Celebrity Based Calculator Poll  Marcus von Cube  12202014, 10:29 PM
RE: Celebrity Based Calculator Poll  John Galt  12202014 11:10 PM
RE: Celebrity Based Calculator Poll  vk6ti  12212014, 12:46 AM
RE: Celebrity Based Calculator Poll  John W Kercheval  12212014, 01:15 AM

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