Carlton Fiorina- God's gift to HP

[John Galt]

Dream on. Carly Fiorina presided over massive organizational restructuring and thousands of layoffs that eliminated decades of innovative progress, leaving HP a shadow of its former self. As enticing the idea of accomplishing the equivalent at any government level may be, that will never happen.

Her qualifications for President are impeccable though. After all prior to HP she had zero prior corporate leadership experience, not unlike the current US President, so this significant and rare characteristic makes her the obvious choice to head the world's largest bureaucracy.

She also demonstrated great skill in garnering near constant media coverage. She thrived in the attentiveness fawning news reporters constantly lavished upon her. Covers of business magazines worldwide bore her image repeatedly - the very image of success! Her ability to form cooperative alliances and gain supportive colleagues was exceeded only by her ability to alienate everyone, isolating herself to the point that her board eagerly acceded to pay her enough to leave. The parallels are striking.

The first woman in history elevated to run a Fortune 500 company was a history-making event not seen again until November 2008. The entire world rejoiced these landmark societal advances, heralding the dawn of a new era of cooperation, peace, and equality.

It's hard to imagine a more qualified candidate. God's gift to HP can be God's gift to the whole world! Carly 2016!